we take the naps we think we deserve
if someone from the internet wants to meet me cool alright im down but i just hope they’re not expecting much cause im even uglier in person
confess your love for me via paypal
I have been waiting all year to post this.
I bet you never thou-
Where can i hire someone to give me money
pie eating contest?
nah son free pie
"Nice to meet you, Calypso. I’m Jeff."
piper and calypso are the grossest in terms of public displays of affection and they dont give a fuck because move over jeff ur blocking their cuddling space
Who the fuck is Jeff?
I never act excited when someone who I really wanted to follow me follows me because it’s a sign of weakness
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
"your meat is huge and you look good as hell"
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER