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theblindvisionary:

we take the naps we think we deserve

jfef:

if someone from the internet wants to meet me cool alright im down but i just hope they’re not expecting much cause im even uglier in person

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

serenading-the-unicorn:

surprise bit-

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I bet you never thou-

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r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

radycat:

"Nice to meet you, Calypso. I’m Jeff."

piper and calypso are the grossest in terms of public displays of affection and they dont give a fuck because move over jeff ur blocking their cuddling space

Who the fuck is Jeff?

theonion:

Disney CEO Figures They’ve Built Up Enough Goodwill To Do A Real Sexist One

milliondollapussy:

I never act excited when someone who I really wanted to follow me follows me because it’s a sign of weakness

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unit03:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"your meat is huge and you look good as hell"

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rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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