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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

dicktho:

pizza:

there is a dark skinned teacher at my school and her actual name is mrs black

when will tumblr user pizza stop nervously talking about black people after her previous fuck up

bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

Put your dick inside me
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teratocybernetics:

becausebirds:

Goshawk testing its flying capabilities. It is shown flying through a circular opening, horizontal opening, vertical opening and a tunnel. [video]

I swear to god I saw one of these chilling in a tree outside where I lived two places ago, which is weird because that was even closer to downtown Atlanta than I am now, but it was grey, and way too big to be any of the little sharp-shins that live every bloody where around here.

sherbies:

can you imagine if one of your relatives or friends left their computer/laptop alone for a second and came back to find this as their desktop background

sherbies:

can you imagine if one of your relatives or friends left their computer/laptop alone for a second and came back to find this as their desktop background

365daysofhorror:

A Mexican Bridal Shop Mannequin Looks Just Like A Preserved Human Corpse.

In the middle of Chihuahua, Mexico, there is a bridal shop that is quite famous. However, it’s not famous because of the dresses. It’s the store mannequins that keep them on the map.

That’s because, for the past 75 years, a startlingly lifelike mannequin stood in the window. That Mexican bridal shop mannequin puzzled locals. According to local legends, the mannequin is actually the preserved daughter of the shop’s former owner.

Disturbing, but is it true? No one knows for sure. Take a look at these pictures and decide for yourself. The detail you’ll be able to see on this corpse bride is incredible.

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

punkbread:

when all your favorite people are online

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.