|—||Alan Davies completely and utterly demolishing gender roles (via vanillanice)|
Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately
I’m getting really sick of the general mindset that people have a right to be homophobic because it’s “just an opinion” or “they don’t know any better” but at the same time if a queer person becomes disgruntled with all the queerphobic bs they have to put up with daily and vent out of frustration about how much they (justifiably) hate the system and people keeping them down they’re branded radical, hateful, irrational cis/heterophobics.
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
me coming out